The Manichean Paranoia Patch

Hey guys.  If you haven’t already heard about it, something related to Owen Wilson happened recently.  However, I urge you not to look it up and if you hear someone gossiping about it, walk away.  From the handful of paragraphs I read before I had the good sense to stop, he doesn’t want people to know about it and it’s nobody’s business but his own.  Sorry for being so mysterious, I know it only makes you want to look it up, but I was so sickened by the article I read and the way the paparazzi is all over the incident that I wanted to intercept as many people as I could before they stumbled across it.  Thanks.