The Dower Power Hour

No, really. I’m not kidding. You can read the full story here.  The basic logic goes like this:

Since plants are “sensitive to light,” they make the perfect audience for cinema.  Since it’s hard to determine what would entertain a daffodil, naturally reproduction is the safest bet.  The artist filmed the pollination of several plants, edited the footage to make it the grainy black and white that we associate with old fashioned, low quality smut, and then projected the scene directly on the plant audience.  This is the same artist “known for trying to genetically engineer God in a petri dish in collaboration with scientists at the University of California.”

If you don’t know what to do with this information, you’re not alone.