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Comedy & Tragedy (in the opposite order)

November 1st, 2007 · 2 Comments

I had to share this one because it’s super super special. (And because you always hear about all the men involved in sex scandals and never the women.) The female in question is a 33-year-old teacher for mentally handicapped children. This super special woman decided to have sex with one of her 16 year old students… on numerous separate occasions. How did they find out? She was letting him drive her truck without a license. Did I mention he’s mentally handicapped?

And because I’m not a complete cynic: from the people that brought you the “otters-holding-hands” video comes the kissing pandas story.  These red pandas can’t stop making out!  Apparently they’ve smooched twice a day every day for ten months!  Weird.

Tags: Video · Fun · Sex

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 carolyn // Nov 3, 2007 at 11:38 am

    um, why is any thing super super special when it involves sexual abuse? The gender of the perpetrator doesn’t matter. All other circumstances don’t matter - it’s just tragic, period.

  • 2 Ben // Nov 5, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    I meant that it’s super special because it’s so completely shocking and abhorrent. Special in the bad way, in other words.

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